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A message for the stalkers
Thank you for stopping by!

I freakin' LOVE it when stalkers stop by! It shows me that you're into me and have nothing better to do with your time.

Going to the gym? Nope.

Reading a book? Nah.

Spending time with family and friends? Not in your book.

There's nothing in your book today that has to do with you.

Because you're here. You're spending time to learn about ME. It's all about ME in your world. I love it when you spend time here and obsess over the details of my life. I love it when you write notes down, take screen grabs, and download images on my website about me. It's amazing to me that you have an obsession with me like a crazy ex-girlfriend. I love that you're also contributing to adding traffic to my website.

Who needs backlinks, SEO, and proper Headers when I have stalkers like you who have nothing better to do but to look up my information?

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A message for the stalkers